Great for birthday parties, buck’s parties, corporate events, fundraisers, hen’s nights or anytime you and your mates want huge amounts of fun and massive laughs!
Sumo Suit hire in the Illawarra
ph: 0418 699 644
Sumo
相撲
Sarah
サラ
Sumo Sarah proud to sponsor half time entertainment for the
Hourly rate:
$100 min hire 2 hours
Overnight rate:
$500
Bond:
$400
Jumbo Sumo-Sarah
Adult suits
Superhero Sumo-Sarah Kid suits
Hulk - Batman - Spiderman - Superman
Ages appx 6- 8
Hourly rate:
$100 min hire 2 hours
Bond:
$400
Sumo-Sarah; The history
About Us (well, me actually)
Early one morning in 2009, VERY early one morning in 2009, after a few tequila, triple sec, and lime juice beverages, I ended up on EBay for any weird items ending soon.
Needless to say, there, in Broken Hill via Shanghai, China were the Sumo Suits! So I asked myself: “Self, what the hell are you doing thinking about buying sumo suits?” and I replied “well, it sure beats buying that sauna belt I purchased last week that did nothing but make my midriff sweat profusely”.
With that rational argument in place, I PayPal’d my way into sumo stardom. The catchy name just came. I mean seriously, what other name could there be for my business? My name is Sarah and I hire out sumo suits for those wanting a bit of fun and something different to the usual strip poker, drunken twister, sculling competitions and repetitive ritual that is the Wollongong nightlife.
A star was born and that star was SUMO SARAH.
Keep smiling, life's too short not to!
Sumo-Sarah
...life is better with Margaritas
where I started
why I started
how I'm going
Sumo wrestling is a Japanese style of wrestling and Japan's national sport.
It originated in ancient times as a performance to entertain the Shinto gods
(Japanese Gods)
Sumo Sarah originated in 2009, in Albion Park, NSW Australia
aka Bogan-ville and is usually a performance fuelled by alcohol
Notice to hirers:
If you find your Sumo-Sarah fight has taken more than a few minutes and you’re both still standing, you are both too sober to continue and should exit the ring.
Come back after downing a few more beverages
The basic rules of sumo are simple: the wrestler who first touches the ground with anything besides the soles of his/her feet, or who leaves the ring before his/her opponent, loses.
Fights take place in the centre the ring.
The fights themselves traditionally last only a few seconds, or in rare cases, about a minute.
Questions
I've been
asked
Q. Do you still hire out midgets for midget tossing?
A. No, I don't. It hurts their feelings and they get very dizzy. Also, the correct term is "person of short stature" or "little person".
We should no longer use the M word, but I'll keep using the C word.
Q: What happens if I get injured?
A: Your friends will laugh their arses off at you
Q: What happens if we damage the suits?
You lose your bond money, you pay for the repairs and I give you a Sumo Sarah wedgie
Q: What happens if I or one of my friends vomits on the suit?
A: You clean them. When I come to pick the suits up they are to be in the same condition as when I dropped them off to you.
Q: What happens if the suits are NOT in the same condition as when you dropped
them off?
A: I kill you
Q: If I pay for 2 hours can I get an hour free?
A: No, but if you pay another $100 you can hire the suits for another hour
Q: Do I have to wear clothes under the suits?
A. Yes. Yes you do.
Q. Do you hire out any other party things?
A. No.
Q: Has anyone ever died while using your suits?
A: No. But there’s always the imminent death if damage is done to one of my suits.
Q: Do you have a jukebox for hire?
A. No.
Q: Could I have an allergic reaction to the suit?
A: Depends if you’re allergic to PVC
Q: Soooo are you a sumo Sarah or are you hot?
A: I’m hot mate
Q: Can you stay the night?
A: No
Q: So when I hire the suits for two hours and you drop off the suits, I pay you $600
A: No, if you are hiring the suits for two hours, pay me $400 for the bond and when I return to pick up the suits and there is no damage, I will refund you $200 from your bond to cover the 2 hours' hire
Q: Do people really ask you those questions on your website?
A: Yes, and congratulations you are now one of them
TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF HIRE
If the Hirer is in any doubt as to the meaning of the following, a representative from Sumo Sarah should immediately be consulted. THE HIRER will, during the period of the hiring, be responsible for the supervision of the equipment, its care, safety from damage however slight of any sort, and the behavior of all persons of all ages using the equipment whatever their capacity, including proper supervision of children to ensure children under school age use the equipment separately to older children or adults.
MAXIMUM AGE allowed to use this equipment is 55 years and under, failure to observe this limit at any time during the hire period will render the hirer liable for associated repair costs.
THE HIRER shall not use the equipment for any purpose other than that described In the hiring agreement, and shall not sub-hire or use the equipment or allow the equipment to be used for any unlawful purpose or in any unlawful way, nor allow anyone onto the equipment wearing shoes, spectacles, carrying sharp objects, key rings, metal studded clothing or any other similar items which could cause damage to others or the equipment. No food or drink is to be taken onto or consumed on the equipment. No Party Poppers, Coloured streamers or Silly String should be taken, thrown or sprayed onto the equipment, these materials permanently stain the material and the hirer will be liable to compensate Sarah Hafez in the event of damage. No coloured hair spray to be used. If your hair has been spray coloured, you cannot use the suits.
THE HIRER shall be deemed to have inspected the equipment and to have agreed that it is supplied in good condition unless he/she brings to the attention of Sarah Hafez when it is set up and checked by the hirer when coming in to possession of the equipment any faults noted by the Hirer.
THE HIRE PERIOD unless otherwise agreed is from delivery until at the discretion of Sarah Hafez any obstruction by the hirer or their guests causing unnecessary delay will be charged at $100 per hour or part of, this also applies where the suits are not cleaned and bagged and ready for collection.
PUBLIC LIABILITY INSURANCE is excluded in its entirety following any claim or injury to any party whether directly or indirectly related to the use of drugs and/or alcohol. Sarah Hafez excludes any liability for injury loss or damage caused to any person using the equipment contrary to the terms and conditions of this contract
IMPORTANT NOTICE - Provided that the equipment is used in accordance with the above guidelines and conditions of hire, those using the suits should do so safely. However, accidents can happen. Sarah Hafez can accept no liability for injuries sustained or any other loss, howsoever caused, in the absence of the negligence of Sumo Sarah or its employees. As the equipment will be in the hirers possession and control whilst in use rather than Sarah Hafez’s. Any liability for injuries or other losses caused other than in the circumstances described above rests with the hirer. Accordingly, it is strongly recommended that the hirer has adequate public liability insurance covering his or her liability arising from the use of the suits hired.
I DECLARE that I have read and understand these terms and conditions of hire and any relevant operating and safety instructions supplied with the equipment, and I hire from Sarah Hafez fully aware of the implications and responsibilities placed upon me by doing so.